The Unethical Corporation of Evil Corp is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 2.356 billion Evil Corpians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Evil Corpian economy, worth 140 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,480 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Corp's national animal is the fish named qwerty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Evil Corp is ranked 88,509^th in the world and 2,728^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 17.61 kickbacks per hour.